Sunday, December 8, 2013

Winter Limericks for Mad Kane


Winter Limericks for Mad Kane

I
A rumor was going around
That the sun was going to astound
But all those white flakes that fell
Made winter a very cold living hell
That left too many of us house bound!

II
A woman was running around
With layers of clothing was bound
Being a devout nudist
As well as a Buddhist
She tried hard to not make a sound

III
A fellow whose body was round
Took himself to the reindeer compound
Red suit with white trim
And no thoughts to be slim
Chuckled merrily as Rudolph was found

©JP/davh

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